| January 12, 2024 |
Chicago |
The Velvet Amphitheater |
CANCELLED
|
Lead singer became trapped inside an oversized commemorative tour mug. |
| February 3, 2024 |
Denver |
Moonbeam Civic Arena |
CANCELLED
|
Tour bus refused to start after achieving self-awareness and demanding royalties. |
| February 24, 2024 |
Seattle |
Kraken Hall |
CANCELLED
|
Entire drum kit mistakenly shipped to a marine biology conference. |
| March 16, 2024 |
Portland |
The Electric Turnip |
CANCELLED
|
Guitarist challenged a parking meter to a duel and lost. |
| April 6, 2024 |
San Francisco |
Fog Palace |
CANCELLED
|
Venue occupied by 3,000 highly organized raccoons holding a convention. |
| April 27, 2024 |
Los Angeles |
Sunset Coliseum |
CANCELLED
|
Bass player's mustache received a film contract and became unavailable. |
| May 18, 2024 |
Phoenix |
Desert Echo Center |
CANCELLED
|
Road crew accidentally followed a migrating tumbleweed for two states. |
| June 8, 2024 |
Dallas |
Lone Star Pavilion |
CANCELLED
|
Keyboardist locked inside a revolving door for seven hours. |
| June 29, 2024 |
New Orleans |
Riverfront Theatre |
CANCELLED
|
Stage manager replaced all stage directions with soup recipes. |
| July 20, 2024 |
Atlanta |
Peach Dome |
CANCELLED
|
The band's collection of lucky socks formed a labor union and went on strike. |
| August 10, 2024 |
Nashville |
Harmony Arena |
CANCELLED
|
A mistaken booking resulted in the stage being shared with 400 synchronized banjo players. |
| August 31, 2024 |
Miami |
Oceanlight Hall |
CANCELLED
|
Lighting rig eloped with the sound system. |
| September 21, 2024 |
Boston |
Harbor Auditorium |
CANCELLED
|
Local weather forecast predicted a 95% chance of excessive bagpipe activity. |
| October 12, 2024 |
Toronto |
Maple Thunder Centre |
CANCELLED
|
Customs officials detained the band's inflatable mascot for suspicious charisma. |
| November 2, 2024 |
Detroit |
Motor City Forum |
CANCELLED
|
Three roadies disappeared while searching for the perfect power chord. |
| November 23, 2024 |
Minneapolis |
Northern Lights Arena |
CANCELLED
|
The opening act accidentally became mayor. |
| December 7, 2024 |
St. Louis |
Archway Hall |
CANCELLED
|
A giant novelty check blocked access to the loading dock. |
| December 21, 2024 |
New York City |
Empire Music Palace |
CANCELLED
|
The band's manager was distracted by a particularly challenging crossword puzzle. |
| December 31, 2024 |
London |
Royal Echo Theatre |
CANCELLED
|
Hookerfoot spent the entire day arguing whether 1974 ever truly ended. |
| December 31, 2039 |
Anywhere, Earth |
TBA |
PENDING
|
Awaiting the return of the tour bus, which is still negotiating its royalty agreement. |